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Horny brained me decided it would be a fantastic idea to tickle my dangerously ticklish wife (horny brained me is an idiot), so I tickled. She yelped and (deservedly and unintentionally) headbutted me right across the face. As I’m laughing and holding my face, I notice she went pale. I look an Awesome Onderschat Nooit Een Vrouw Met Een Camera Shirts. As I’m cleaning my face I notice my lip is slightly lower than it should be so I turn it inside out to find a gaping hole near my two front teeth. So off to the emergency room we go. Shamefully explain to attending what happened. She laughs. I get 2 stitches inside my mouth and am told to not eat anything hot or solid for the next 24 hours. Thank you so much.