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Funny American Flag Vaccine Phlebotomist Shirt
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The heartbeat thing? Really??? I’ve heard that one so often I hate it when people try to be romantic with that cliqué! But to each their own no judgment, I’m wondering why though? And then when you ask to feel her heartbeat she gives you her wrist. I’m a Funny American Flag Vaccine Phlebotomist Shirt. If you got breast cancer, please send pics in mine. I had a guy ask if he could give me a breast exam because he wanted to be a doctor. So smooth but still didn’t let him. We’re friends now. This is actually really smart. Your woman is going to think this is romantic, but deep inside you know you are just a horny piece of shit.
Funny American Flag Vaccine Phlebotomist Shirt, Tank Top, V-neck, Ladies Tee For Men And Women
Funny story, when I was in high school there was a girl that was really into me, we would often be late for class so we were constantly running to get in time. I could feel her heart pounding (Idk why girls are weird). Unfortunately, she didn’t realize that the teacher meeting was in progress and 400 students were waiting by the stairs and watched me putting finger on her. Girls didn’t want anything to do with me form that point. (Tho we did date for 4 years so it worked out?). In high school, I never realized I had big boobs and boys would like them. Because I hate mine, if I were extravert like that I would maybe forget I have boobs too.
Official Funny American Flag Vaccine Phlebotomist Sweatshirt, Hoodie
Why would that turn other girls away? Aren’t guys that get action MORE attractive? Women are more likely to find you desirable if you already get attention. That’s what I always heard at least. Because “I” did it in front of everyone, the Funny American Flag Vaccine Phlebotomist Shirt. You can’t hear the heartbeat through boobs, they place the stethoscope above them. Funny fact: the stethoscope was invented because the inventor felt uncomfortable putting his ear on women’s chests to check their heartbeat. Can I Feel Your Lungs And Kidneys?
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- Chest Width: measured across the chest, one inch below armhole when laid flat.
- Body Length: Measured from high point of shoulder from the front.
- Sleeve Length: Start at center of neck and measure down shoulder, down sleeve to hem
Custom Ultra Cotton T-shirt G200
Adult:| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| Body Length Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| Body Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Body Width Tolerance | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 1 |
| XS | S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 20 1/2 | 22 | 23 1/2 | 25 | 26 1/2 |
| Body Width | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
Long Sleeve Ultra Cotton T-shirt
Adult:| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Width | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 |
| Length | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 |
| S | M | L | XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest Width | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 |
| Length | 21.5 | 23 | 25 | 26.5 |
PULLOVER HOODIE 8 OZ Pullover Hoodie 8 oz
Adult:| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Body Width | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
| Sleeve Length | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 |
Ladies Cotton T-shirt G200L
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Across Shoulders | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 1/2 | 19 3/4 | 21 |
| Across Shoulders Tolerance | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 | 1/2 |
| Body Length | 24 | 25 1/2 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 28 1/2 | 29 |
| Body Width | 16 | 17 1/4 | 19 1/4 | 21 1/4 | 23 1/4 | 25 1/4 | 27 1/4 |
| Sleeve Length | 5 | 5 3/4 | 6 | 6 1/4 | 6 1/4 | 6 3/4 | 7 |
| Sleeve Length (From Center Back) | 12 | 13 1/4 | 14 | 14 3/4 | 15 3/4 | 16 3/4 | 17 1/2 |
Crewneck Pullover Sweatshirt 8 oz G180
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Length | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 |
| Sleeve Length | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 |
| Chest (Front Only) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 32 | 34 |
Flowy Racerback Tank B8800
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Chest (Front Only) | 15 1/4 | 15 7/8 | 16 1/2 | 17 3/8 | 18 1/4 | 19 1/8 | 19 3/4 |
| Length | 25 | 24 1/2 | 26 | 26 3/4 | 17 1/4 | 27 7/8 | 18 1/2 |
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